CDC Puts Out Alert.. Humor

OK, this is one of those I just had to share. A friend sent it to me in an email and instead of spamming everyone I thought I’d post it here for your viewing pleasure. Do enjoy… I know I did.

Information about Gonorrhea Lectim

The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of this old disease. The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim.

It’s pronounced “Gonna re-elect ’em”…and it’s a terrible obamanation.

The disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behaviors involving putting your cranium up your rectum. Many victims contracted it in 2008, but now…most people (after having been infected for the past 1-2 years), are starting to realize how destructive this sickness is.

It’s sad because Gonorrhea Lectim is easily cured with a new drug just coming on the market…called Votemout, (pronounced Vote ‘m out). You take the first dose in 2010 and the second dose in 2012…and simply don’t engage in such behaviour again; otherwise, it could become permanent and eventually wipe out all life as we know it!

Several states are already on top of this…like Virginia, and New Jersey, and apparently now…Massachusetts. With many more…seeing the writing on the wall!

Pass this important message on to all your friends….

Just a bit of trivia here to go along with the above…

At exactly 06 mins and 07 seconds after 5 o’clock on Aug 9th 2010, it will be 05:06:07 08/09/10. This won’t happen again until the year 3010.

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~ by justmytruth on June 1, 2010.

2 Responses to “CDC Puts Out Alert.. Humor”

  1. Now that is funny. Thanks for the laugh.

  2. I’m really glad you liked it. I love to laugh and that just hit my funny bone. Have a good night and thanks for stopping by.

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