A Great Day For These United States!

What if we woke up tomorrow and the President of these united States made the following speech?

My Fellow Americans: As you all know, the defeat of the Iraq regime has been completed. Since Congress does not want to spend any more money on this war, our mission in Iraq is complete.

This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all American forces from Iraq . This action will be complete within 30 days. It is now time to begin the reckoning.

Effective immediately these united States will return to the gold standard.  All banks will be audited for the past 50 years.

Before me, I have two lists. One list contains the names of countries which have stood by our side during the Iraq conflict This list is short . The United Kingdom, Spain, Bulgaria, Australia, and Poland are some of the countries listed there.

The other list contains every one not on the first list. Most of the world’s nations are on that list. My press secretary will be distributing copies of both lists later this evening.

Let me start by saying that effective immediately, foreign aid to those nations on List 2 ceases indefinitely. The money saved during the first year alone will pretty much pay for the costs of the Iraqi war. THEN EVERY YEAR THEREAFTER It’ll GO TO OUR SOCIAL SECURITY SYSTEM SO IT WONT GO BROKE IN 20 YEARS.

The American people are no longer going to pour money into third world Hell holes and watch those government leaders grow fat on corruption.

Need help with a famine? Wrestling with an epidemic? Call France.

In the future, together with Congress, I will work to redirect this money toward solving the vexing social problems we still have at home. On that note, a word to terrorist organizations, screw with us and we will hunt you down and eliminate you and all your friends from the face of the earth.

Also effective immediately those banks and Wall Street agents which caused the housing bubble will be arrested and jailed until they make restitution to all those they have harmed.  Those who have lost their homes, apartments, jobs or insurance coverage due to this may call our toll free number and give their current place of residence, whether that be another place or a tent city, the institution which caused your relocation and we will make sure that you are fully compensated.

If you are an alien living in this country illegally, leave now.  From this day forth I’m offering $10,000.00 for each illegal alien that is turned in.  To those businesses which turn over their illegal alien work force the federal government will give incentives such as tax credits, financial bonuses, and credit on demand.

All visas and passports will be examined thoroughly.  If you are caught here without proper documentation you will be jailed until we can get you a trial and send you home.  We are done turning the other way while our Citizens suffer from lack of work.
Thirsting for a gutsy country to terrorize? Try France or maybe China.

I am ordering the immediate severing of diplomatic relations with France, and Russia. Thanks for all your help, comrades. We are retiring from NATO as well.

I have instructed the Mayor of New York City to begin towing the many UN diplomatic vehicles located in Manhattan with more than two unpaid parking tickets to sites where those vehicles will be stripped, shredded and crushed. I don’t care about whatever treaty pertains to this. You creeps have tens of thousands of unpaid tickets. Pay those tickets tomorrow or watch your precious Benzes, Beamers and limos be turned over to some of the finest chop shops in the world. I love New York.

A special note to our neighbors: Canada is on List 2. Since we are likely to be seeing a lot more of each other, you folks might want to try not pissing us off for a change.

Mexico is also on List 2. Its president and his entire corrupt government really need an attitude adjustment. I will have a couple thousand extra tanks and infantry divisions sitting around. Guess where I am going to put ’em? Yep, border security.

Oh, by the way, the United States is abrogating the NAFTA treaty – starting now.

We are tired of the one-way highway. Immediately, we’ll be drilling for oil in Alaska -which will take care of this country’s oil needs for decades to come. If you’re an environmentalist who opposes this decision, I refer you to List 2 above: pick a country and move there.

It is time for America to focus on its own welfare and its own citizens. Some will accuse us of isolationism. I answer them by saying, ‘darn tootin.’

Nearly a century of trying to help folks live a decent life around the world has only earned us the undying enmity of just about everyone on the planet. It is time to eliminate hunger in America. It is time to eliminate homelessness in America. To the nations on List 1, a final thought, Thank you guys. We owe you and we won’t forget.

To the nations on List 2, a final thought, you might want to learn to speak Arabic.

God bless America. Thank you and good night.

If you can read this in English, thank a soldier.

What a great day for We the People huh?  Send this to all your Congressmen and women.  Perhaps they will get a clue….  If not, November is right around the corner.  I’d love to give credit to the person who wrote this.  If you contact me I’ll be sure to do so.

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~ by justmytruth on March 22, 2010.

4 Responses to “A Great Day For These United States!”

  1. On the Kennedy assassination, one book I recommend is Michael Collins Piper’s FINAL JUDGMENT. Among CORP US, the CIA, the Khazar/”jewish” Mossad, ADL, the French Connection, etc. one has ample clues as to the who and why of that conspiracy. I wish the American dream hadn’t turned into such an Amerikan nightmare. Thanks.

  2. I agree and that is why we must fight what is happening. We must take our country back, reassert our Sovereignty as Citizens and remind the federal government they have only limited powers and NO money.

    Again, thanks for you thoughts. JMT

  3. Thanks to whomever wrote this piece. This certainly would be a great day for these once united States, but now CORP US (thanks to FDR).

    But this evidently would fit into the category of “when shrimp learn to whistle” or “when illegals come clean and return to their country of origin” or “when warmongers realize and cease their wicked ways” or “when Banksters come clean of their errors of commission and omission” or “when usurers obey the “good book” and cease their stinging (Heb. mawshak = commit usury, to oppress, to sting like a serpent)” or “when those on government dole or employment break free and decide to work for a living in meaningful pursuits.”

    Why is doing good lost on so many beings sharing this planet with us? When will the religulous see the emptiness and mirages of their lives and face reality? If we all worked together for sanity on earth we might see peace and freedom at last………

  4. Oh, I get that this will never happen, especially with so many of these administrations working so hard for the new world order. The last President of any worth was Kennedy and they killed him. They never even tried to find his murderer. But I had to add the post anyway. It is a dream, and dreams are necessary for hope.

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